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« on: November 23, 2008, 11:59:29 PM »
Valentine, Nebraska police have apprehended a man who was leaving the imprints of his behind on store windows.

Locally known as the “Butt Bandit,” the unnamed 35 year old man started pressing his rear on glass in 2007, and occasionally his groin, but naturally only after coating both in lotion or petroleum jelly first.

After years of mystery, and fears that copy-cats may have been taking Nebraska down the path to butt pressing madness, the man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning. He hasn’t been charged yet reports MSNBC.

The Butt Bandit’s biggest butt pressing raids include virtually all the windows at a local hotel being imprinted.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081122/ap_on_fe_st/odd_crude_dude;_ylt=AuzI3rBepwgwgx9pKbSHzAjtiBIF
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2008, 09:15:52 AM »
how could he manage to do that to all the windows of a hotel with no one stopping him to say what the hell are you doing?

that is funny tho. But he should have had a female accomplice going with him making tit prints to confuse the cops on the identity of the suspect.
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 11:40:55 AM »
does a person's butt have its own unique "butt print" ?
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 10:56:55 AM »
IDK... why don't you do "myth busters" and find out!
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 10:59:52 AM »
Quote from: Julian on November 24, 2008, 11:40:55 AM
does a person's butt have its own unique "butt print" ?



I would doubt that, however, I'm sure there would be DNA from hair samples or dead skin flakes left behind  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 11:22:19 AM »
Quote from: Josh on December 01, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
I would doubt that, however, I'm sure there would be DNA from hair samples or dead skin flakes left behind  Smiley

Or dingle berries?
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 11:28:39 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 11:37:42 AM »
STILLS SCREAMING MYTH BUSTERS... make it a project for the forum complete with photos or how bout a little youtube video?!
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 12:16:43 PM »
i volunteer for butt print making duties
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 12:45:05 PM »
go head girl...thas whut i'm talkin bout!
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