Get your own business cards made of MEAT AND LASERS

[Josh]

We have exactly fifteen alpha-tester slots. If you would like to be a MEATCARDS alpha tester, we are issuing a MEATCARD CHALLENGE to you: recreate any one of the three Frank Frazetta paintings below. The first fifteen non-halfass photos received each win the submitter an alpha test slot.

I'll delete this sentence once all the alpha-tester slots are gone, so if you're reading this, not only is the contest open, but you can still win!
WHAT YOU WIN



You win a Meatcards alpha-tester slot. Fifteen winners will get a 4"x11" slab of beef jerky exactly as pictured above, with four identical business cards LASER SEARED directly onto the slab. We will print the business cards with your information, which you will provide if you win. The layout will be exactly as pictured above (American Psycho layout.) The price? FREE. Including the other 14 winners, you will be one of about twenty people in the WHOLE WORLD with your own business cards made of meat and lasers.
HOW TO WIN

   1. Using live people, recreate any one of the three awesome paintings below, and take a picture of your recreation.
   2. Upload the picture to any image-hosting site and send an @mention to @meatcards with the URL.
   3. Or you can email it to us at meatcards@gmail.com if it's rampantly NSFW.
   4. The FIRST FIFTEEN NON-HALFASS PICTURES RECEIVED are winners. The definition of "non-halfass" is entirely, solely, and irrevocably up to the judges, and our judgment is final. And when we say "non-halfass", we mean it. You better have a halberd and a bikini and a RIGHTEOUS expression on your face if you're going for "Fire and Ice", and SOMEBODY better be in a bikini.
   5. Make sure to read the rules below: no Photoshopping, no half-assing, etc. GO!

http://www.meatcards.com/challenge/

[Josh]

[Josh]

RULES

    * Your image must be a photograph of actual, live people, not a drawing, illustration, or diorama. Recreating the painting with action figures does not count.
    * Do not halfass the photo. If there is a dinosaur in the painting, there had better be something awesomely dinosaur-y in your picture. Not a stuffed animal, or your cat. Unless your cat is six feet tall and has a wicked gleam in its eye. We will be judging on creativity, ingenuity, and attitude.
    * No photoshopping. No shooping whatsoever. We have shooped the whoop many times, and we will be able to tell.
    * Judging is gender-agnostic. That's a man in the bikini holding the knife? Fine! We will judge based on whether he's successfully achieving the Fierce Frazetta Stance. Gender and body morphology do not matter in the contest, but attitude, creativity, and costume do.
    * One winning photo, one alpha-tester slot. If your photo wins, you get one alpha-test slot, with one 4"x11" slab of jerky resulting. (Otherwise, one photo with 15 people in it could take up all the slots.)
    * Pictures do not need to be work-safe, fully clothed, partially clothed, tasteful, appropriate, or attractive. They must be creative, ingenious, and make us glad we did this instead of just doing it "first come, first served."

[croat]

I'll sound like Farzad here, but a disrespectful way to waste meat.

No thanks.

[Josh]

I think it's art.  Its a great idea that they've come up with.

[farzad]

i'll do it - but only if its human flesh

[croat]

Bwahaaa - Eddie Gein

i'll do it - but only if its human flesh